Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You made out with two different species that night
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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