my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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