fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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