gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We are two peas in an std pod
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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