Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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