there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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