Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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