On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
