Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
