awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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