The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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