Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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