The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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