Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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