his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I believe in your delicious
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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