Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We got so high we made milksteak
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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