One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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