I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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