i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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