I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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