I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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