The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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