Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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