I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Come see our sink grown plant.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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