Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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