Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i think my cat just said my name.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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