Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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