How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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