Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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