Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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