Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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