He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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