youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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