the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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