i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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