I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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