They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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