Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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