i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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