we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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