I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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