the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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