I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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