i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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