Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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