We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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