Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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