can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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