she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This is my gift to your gina
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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