3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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