He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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