i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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