office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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