Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
